are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?