i just had sex bonerless
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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