and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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