yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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