I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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