So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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