im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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