Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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