I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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