so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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