planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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