i jhust puked up my retainher.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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