In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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