I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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