No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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