My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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