The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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