you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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