he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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