You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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