I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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