before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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