i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
