They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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