The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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