i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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