Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she looked like the before picture.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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