Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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