There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
it was a shit show
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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