have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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