We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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