C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I faked an abortion last night.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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