Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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