is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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