But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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