We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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