how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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