if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!