Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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