Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
