I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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