; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
