Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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