i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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