i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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