Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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