Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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