Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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