Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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