You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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