why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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