I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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