Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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