He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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