Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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