you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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