There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I cannot find my penis.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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