You're so nebulous sometimes
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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