We're like a lot better than the average bears
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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