Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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